One Sentence Movie Review // The Magnificent Seven (2016)

With Nic Pizzolatto

(True Detective)

handling the screenplay,

let it be known that

if you bro

down hard enough

out in the

wild west

with your gun

slinging buddies,

you might be able

to save an entire

town from lawless evils,

all the while

cracking one liners

and galloping

throughout heroic

music until

falling to

your valiant,

soundtracked demise.